I would have figured sucking dicks or putting dicks in your ass would have ranked higher on the list.
Now that I've visualized this, I don't think that I'll ever be able to forget it.
Eat some logic bwahahah!
Whoever registered FatnesstotheXTREME is going down! No, I'm PISSED!
No, thank you.
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Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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