I would have figured sucking dicks or putting dicks in your ass would have ranked higher on the list.
Now that I've visualized this, I don't think that I'll ever be able to forget it.
Eat some logic bwahahah!
Whoever registered FatnesstotheXTREME is going down! No, I'm PISSED!
No, thank you.
Special thanks to forums fitness trainers Room Temperature, Helvete, Hacka_Tacka, King Lou, Sneakums, Scorpio!, Notinghamington, Zoinker, Dr. Mulholland, Rd Rash 1000cc, Bean Trap, Captain Failcon, Heatmonger, HorseDickSandwich, Rild, Prof. Spectre, devious_sauce, HandsOfTime, and H.R. Giggler for their image contributions. Feel free to send me an email if you have any suggestions for future Weekend Webs.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Today's viral teen news beat, brought to you by Mike from the Internet!
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.