Have you ever wondered aloud why cowboys aren't called "horseboys," given the animal they prefer to ride? If so, you're probably a rural stand-up comedian working the ranch circuit. Howdy, and good luck with that. Meanwhile, the Something Awful Forum Goons have started sticking cowboys on just about anything a fella can straddle.
Theme-starter dpack_1 forces all future contributors to follow his slimy, gelatinous trail.
Plisk walks without rhythm into a world where the unexpected, the unknown, and the unbelievable meet.
Shark Week recently ended on the Discovery Channel, but just when you thought it was safe, apsouthern strikes.
broadwayLamb knows the only thing more EXTREME than being a skydiver is being a skydiver-rider.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
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My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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