Imagine that you are a dragon for a moment. Now imagine that you are devouring another dragon with your anus. If you've got a massive erection right now, you're probably into some crazy shit called voreaphilia. Don't worry though, the folks over at Dragon Spot will gladly let you in to their naughty circle of cannibalistic love.
No, it means that you're still disgusting.
I'm sorry but I don't just eat anyone with my asshole without getting to know them first.
No, please don't.
Hm, I'm kind of surprised that coast to coast didn't place higher.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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