I'M TOO FUCKING STUPID TO PIRATE A SHITTY MOVIE. Here's why I don't think piracy is such a big deal. Half of these idiots can't even figure it out. And the other half is infecting their computers with trojans.

Call 911.

Haha that would actually be pretty cool if the movie studios were fucking with these guys and posting screwed up versions of their movies.

Ah, the eternal struggle that leechers go through. Godspeed friend, and I hope you find your copy of Vista someday.

I intentionally upload torrents of popular movies but instead of finding a movie inside the compressed zip they find disgusting worms.

How will the torrent community survive without SouljaBoi(SB)???

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