Yeah, it would make sense that a woman who had her kid at 17 would become this fucked up.

Just read "Incest Fucking For Dummies" and you'll be a pro in no time.

This is perfect! I want to fuck my mom! Now I can live out my dreams in a video game!

Of course it's a crime. We don't want your inbred retarded kids running around our streets.

He cheated on his dying wife with his niece. Really makes you think...

So your life is over.

I can see it now... "Mom! Is it a boy or a girl?!" "Neither, it's a retard!"

[email protected] needs a girl to roleplay as his sister and he needs it now!

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