I can help you. Just get into this straightjacket. Ah yes, that's a good boy.
If this were Minority Report, "FattyArbuckle" would be on death row.
He's serious folks.
I seduced my ant.
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I'm chewing on my credit card right now.
What if a child has sex with an adult? What then, huh?
I fake my organisms.
I'm scratching my balls.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends for contributing to this report.
Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
513 programmers died in the time it took to write this feature. Stop the killings. Stop George Broussard before it's too late.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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