I can help you. Just get into this straightjacket. Ah yes, that's a good boy.

If this were Minority Report, "FattyArbuckle" would be on death row.

He's serious folks.

I seduced my ant.

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I'm chewing on my credit card right now.

What if a child has sex with an adult? What then, huh?

I fake my organisms.

I'm scratching my balls.

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