I can help you. Just get into this straightjacket. Ah yes, that's a good boy.
If this were Minority Report, "FattyArbuckle" would be on death row.
He's serious folks.
I seduced my ant.
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I'm chewing on my credit card right now.
What if a child has sex with an adult? What then, huh?
I fake my organisms.
I'm scratching my balls.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends for contributing to this report.
Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
513 programmers died in the time it took to write this feature. Stop the killings. Stop George Broussard before it's too late.
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What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
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If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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