Maybe they should ship a jar of mayonaise with the game. Whenever Duke Nukem gets laid in the game the player can stick his dick into the jar.
The programmer death toll is up to 107. Seventeen were killed by this idea alone. One took his own life by hanging himself with his underwear.
But what about all the women you meet at the VD clinic?
Yeah because hurrying up development on Painkiller, Max Payne, Max Payne 2, Doom 3, Quake 2, Quake 3, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, RTCW: Enemy Territory (WHICH WAS FUCKING FREE), Far Cry, Unreal Tournament, Unreal Tournament 2003, Unreal Tournament 2004, Halo, Riddick, Battlefield 1942, Battlefield Vietnam, Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, and Thief 3 made those terrible pathetic games that don't deserve to stand in the shadow of Duke Nukem Forever.
Internet celebrity George Broussard posts on the internet with me! Hooray!
Railgun is just a fancy way of saying SNIPER RIFLE.
Programmer death toll now at 150 and steadily rising.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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