The YMCA is a pretty fucked up place.
Yheah those 12 year olds. Too old for my blood!
See it's okay because he likes 20 year olds too.
You know, the YMCA is taking applications...
Yeah he fucked you up good and now that gives you an excuse to have your way with little boys as well. See how that works?
That's okay, we've heard enough.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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