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When I feel depressed I know where I go for support. That's right! The internet! Here's a group of young go-getters who are really going places in life.

Have you ever considered alluminum foil?

Maybe "ricky" can lend you some of his foil.

Thanks for the link. I'll be sure to add this to my bookmarks!

God damn. People who play Neopets have some serious issues.

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY IMAGINARY INTERNET PET?

On this end it looks like you've lost it.

Hello and welcome to the internet.

Thanks "Bob". You've got a fine product there with such a wonderful uplifting userbase.

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