Voy Forums: Troubled Teens Unite!
When I feel depressed I know where I go for support. That's right! The internet! Here's a group of young go-getters who are really going places in life.
Have you ever considered alluminum foil?
Maybe "ricky" can lend you some of his foil.
Thanks for the link. I'll be sure to add this to my bookmarks!
God damn. People who play Neopets have some serious issues.
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY IMAGINARY INTERNET PET?
On this end it looks like you've lost it.
Hello and welcome to the internet.
Thanks "Bob". You've got a fine product there with such a wonderful uplifting userbase.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.