1) Angry black man.
2) Kid who's mom is yelling at him to shut off the fucking Xbox and go to sleep.
3) Chatty Mexican arguing with his girlfriend.
4) Super Xbox Live Master Ranked 39 who kicks you out of his game because you don't spend 38 hours a day playing Project Gotham Racing 2.
5) People of the red necked variety.
6) Sick person coughing up lungs every few minutes.
Are there any normal sounding people on Xbox Live? I pray to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ that I find one someday.
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Gee! I wonder what "lawn" refers to? And what did it have to do with whatever the preceding poster was talking about? The world may never know.
If you believe hard enough even the most benign symbol looks like whatever stupid thing you want it to. Just believe in yourself.
I can feel my I.Q. dropping as I type this.
KING COMEDY IS IN THE HIZZOUSE!
See because he says that line in the film and in the house is a mousetrap and oh gee I just can't get over how funny this image is.
This is pretty much every thread ever posted on Fark.
It's like comedy reached out of the screen and choked my grandmother and I had to call the police but she didn't want to press charges and oh dear what a mess.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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