All of these people should be in jail.
This is partly why I don't go outside on Halloween anymore. That and I'm on house arrest.
He's the most successful one in the family.
We care. We really do.
Your standards are too high. Try getting a girlfriend that somewhat resembles a human being.
I wouldn't even hit it with a hammer.
I got problems on the internet.
This is a person I'd be proud to call daughter.
Haha NIGGER. Did you hear that folks? NIGGER. That's so funny! How did you come up with NIGGER? You're a genius!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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