All of these people should be in jail.
This is partly why I don't go outside on Halloween anymore. That and I'm on house arrest.
He's the most successful one in the family.
We care. We really do.
Your standards are too high. Try getting a girlfriend that somewhat resembles a human being.
I wouldn't even hit it with a hammer.
I got problems on the internet.
This is a person I'd be proud to call daughter.
Haha NIGGER. Did you hear that folks? NIGGER. That's so funny! How did you come up with NIGGER? You're a genius!
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Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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