All of these people should be in jail.
This is partly why I don't go outside on Halloween anymore. That and I'm on house arrest.
He's the most successful one in the family.
We care. We really do.
Your standards are too high. Try getting a girlfriend that somewhat resembles a human being.
I wouldn't even hit it with a hammer.
I got problems on the internet.
This is a person I'd be proud to call daughter.
Haha NIGGER. Did you hear that folks? NIGGER. That's so funny! How did you come up with NIGGER? You're a genius!
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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