All of these people should be in jail.
This is partly why I don't go outside on Halloween anymore. That and I'm on house arrest.
He's the most successful one in the family.
We care. We really do.
Your standards are too high. Try getting a girlfriend that somewhat resembles a human being.
I wouldn't even hit it with a hammer.
I got problems on the internet.
This is a person I'd be proud to call daughter.
Haha NIGGER. Did you hear that folks? NIGGER. That's so funny! How did you come up with NIGGER? You're a genius!
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I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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