All of these people should be in jail.
This is partly why I don't go outside on Halloween anymore. That and I'm on house arrest.
He's the most successful one in the family.
We care. We really do.
Your standards are too high. Try getting a girlfriend that somewhat resembles a human being.
I wouldn't even hit it with a hammer.
I got problems on the internet.
This is a person I'd be proud to call daughter.
Haha NIGGER. Did you hear that folks? NIGGER. That's so funny! How did you come up with NIGGER? You're a genius!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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