Dave's not here man.
Politics belong in my butt.
It's the best you're going to do.
She couldn't run away.
A juggalo drinking beer? Well I never!
OH GOD I NEED TO CYBER.
I sure wish we had a Mountain Dew emoticon on our forums.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends notforclimbing, Doctor Nick, ToasterThief, sarge21, EvanTH, Some GBS Faggot, SimplyComplex, IdiotqueDance, DuncanRoberts, Romsal, DocEvil, MariusMS, Duke of Phillips, Technogeek, triple clutcher, exitenglish, Dr. Goot, Tarid, Where's My Arm?, Der Kommissar, Mandor, Neeb!, Kommienzuspadt, Incoherence, Knives, Dr Menegele, Cochise, Happy Bear Suit, Gaybee, SiDeath, Superslueth 2.0, elementseven, AnnoyingJames, tgd, SlicyDicer, Setzer Gabbiani, and chinchirra for contributing to this report.
Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Something Awful reviews the latest indie sensation that everyone says is good so of course it is.
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