Dave's not here man.

Politics belong in my butt.

It's the best you're going to do.

She couldn't run away.

A juggalo drinking beer? Well I never!

OH GOD I NEED TO CYBER.

I sure wish we had a Mountain Dew emoticon on our forums.

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