Dave's not here man.
Politics belong in my butt.
It's the best you're going to do.
She couldn't run away.
A juggalo drinking beer? Well I never!
OH GOD I NEED TO CYBER.
I sure wish we had a Mountain Dew emoticon on our forums.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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