Dave's not here man.

Politics belong in my butt.

It's the best you're going to do.

She couldn't run away.

A juggalo drinking beer? Well I never!

OH GOD I NEED TO CYBER.

I sure wish we had a Mountain Dew emoticon on our forums.

Special thanks to my FYAD friends notforclimbing, Doctor Nick, ToasterThief, sarge21, EvanTH, Some GBS Faggot, SimplyComplex, IdiotqueDance, DuncanRoberts, Romsal, DocEvil, MariusMS, Duke of Phillips, Technogeek, triple clutcher, exitenglish, Dr. Goot, Tarid, Where's My Arm?, Der Kommissar, Mandor, Neeb!, Kommienzuspadt, Incoherence, Knives, Dr Menegele, Cochise, Happy Bear Suit, Gaybee, SiDeath, Superslueth 2.0, elementseven, AnnoyingJames, tgd, SlicyDicer, Setzer Gabbiani, and chinchirra for contributing to this report.

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