I'd like to share with you in this week's gray blob a story that's been passing through my family for over 40 years. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

RING RING
Hello?
Hi is this the lady that washes?
No.
Oh you dirty thing!!
CLICK

fin


Prank Institute

You can imagine my surprise when I found out that this is not even a real school. That was another prank, I guess.

I'm confused, does the humor happen before or after you get beaten over the head with a chair?

Indeed, any fool could toss an egg at someone, but it takes a real star to put baby vegetables in his rectum.

HELL YEAH RIP THE SYSTEM AND RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (even during the school assembly about drugs at which you are a speaker)

This guy almost makes me want to give it all up and be a teacher so I could yell at little conniving shitheads and get paid for it. Almost.

From the first sentence alone you can tell he's a damn liar.

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