RING RING
Hello?
Hi is this the lady that washes?
No.
Oh you dirty thing!!
CLICK
fin
Prank Institute
You can imagine my surprise when I found out that this is not even a real school. That was another prank, I guess.
I'm confused, does the humor happen before or after you get beaten over the head with a chair?
Indeed, any fool could toss an egg at someone, but it takes a real star to put baby vegetables in his rectum.
HELL YEAH RIP THE SYSTEM AND RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (even during the school assembly about drugs at which you are a speaker)
This guy almost makes me want to give it all up and be a teacher so I could yell at little conniving shitheads and get paid for it. Almost.
From the first sentence alone you can tell he's a damn liar.
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