Hi is this the lady that washes?
Oh you dirty thing!!
You can imagine my surprise when I found out that this is not even a real school. That was another prank, I guess.
I'm confused, does the humor happen before or after you get beaten over the head with a chair?
Indeed, any fool could toss an egg at someone, but it takes a real star to put baby vegetables in his rectum.
HELL YEAH RIP THE SYSTEM AND RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (even during the school assembly about drugs at which you are a speaker)
This guy almost makes me want to give it all up and be a teacher so I could yell at little conniving shitheads and get paid for it. Almost.
From the first sentence alone you can tell he's a damn liar.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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