"felisbino" thought he was king nerd when he posted this thread and he got outnerded right off the bat.

I want to roleplay a pilgrim!

C-Span EXTREME

Asshole.

WHO CARES?!

My answer to all of "Cendo19's" questions is, "Please go to therapy."

Plush dolls are the biggest waste of money ever. The only good thing that has ever come out of plush dolls is that guy in FYAD who shit and pissed all over Pokemon dolls.

I've been waiting, for a girl like you, to come into my life.

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