I'm a rockin' badass one day, and a diaper wearing cuckolded loon on the next.

I'm sure if you bang around down there enough something great is bound to happen.

What are you a FUCKING MORON?

Helllloooo lllllllllllllladies.

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– Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley

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