I'm a rockin' badass one day, and a diaper wearing cuckolded loon on the next.

I'm sure if you bang around down there enough something great is bound to happen.

What are you a FUCKING MORON?

Helllloooo lllllllllllllladies.

Special thanks to forums bed-wetters Noni, Joe Camel, Y-Hat, Kilted Yaksman, AstroWhale, 56k, quantum_squirrel, and Rocket Baby Dolls for their image contributions. Feel free to send me an email if you have any questions, comments, or suggestions for future Weekend Webs.

– Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley

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