You should totally try sex with a real, human girl.


No, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't happen.


Look, we've been friends for a long time and this might seem a little weird... but what would your thoughts be on me just kind of climbing into your stomach through your vagina and living out the rest of my life in there?


Sign me up!


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