You should totally try sex with a real, human girl.
No, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't happen.
Look, we've been friends for a long time and this might seem a little weird... but what would your thoughts be on me just kind of climbing into your stomach through your vagina and living out the rest of my life in there?
Sign me up!
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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