You should totally try sex with a real, human girl.
No, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't happen.
Look, we've been friends for a long time and this might seem a little weird... but what would your thoughts be on me just kind of climbing into your stomach through your vagina and living out the rest of my life in there?
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