You should totally try sex with a real, human girl.
No, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't happen.
Look, we've been friends for a long time and this might seem a little weird... but what would your thoughts be on me just kind of climbing into your stomach through your vagina and living out the rest of my life in there?
Sign me up!
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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