I've been an Internet user for a long time. Up until this point, I thought I could handle anything. Furries, gaping anuses, shit-eating Asians. None of it phased me. But this shit right here, I just don't know what to say. God help us all.
Mmm yes, force me to drink beer until I piss myself and put that enema in my asshole. I'm so hard right now.
I feel like I've lost a piece of my soul after reading this. What in the FUCK is wrong with you people?
Well at least your intuition is in check.
There's a reason you don't see it much, buddy.
Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Something Awful reviews the latest indie sensation that everyone says is good so of course it is.
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