Gothic font? Check. Red text on black background? Check. Hundreds of lonely teenagers sucking energy out of their cats' necks so they can survive. CHECK.


Here's hoping that nail was wooden and positioned over his own heart.


You announce yourself as being a vampire and your friends don't hang out with you anymore. I can't say that I'm surprised, no.


And if you don't die, then you die and live, and die. and live. or die. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

Just shut up and show us your tits already.


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