(e) *comical fart noise*
Come on my fat baby. You gotta experience new things.
Well I COULD have experienced the whole growth aspect of relationships and sex but thank god I was so fucking repulsive to everyone that I never had to worry about it!
I mean, is it because I kinda look like a total douchebag or what?
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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