(e) *comical fart noise*
Come on my fat baby. You gotta experience new things.
Well I COULD have experienced the whole growth aspect of relationships and sex but thank god I was so fucking repulsive to everyone that I never had to worry about it!
I mean, is it because I kinda look like a total douchebag or what?
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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