Get a camera and a couple of bitches with no self respect.
I can just hear it now: "Oh god I love being this fat. Breathing heavy when I eat, breathing heavy when I get into my motorized cart, breathing heavy when I'm breathing heavy. I love it when people point and laugh at my disgusting fucking body oh god yes."
Let me know when you find her haha!
*must scream and build powerlevel for two straight segments*
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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