Get a camera and a couple of bitches with no self respect.

I can just hear it now: "Oh god I love being this fat. Breathing heavy when I eat, breathing heavy when I get into my motorized cart, breathing heavy when I'm breathing heavy. I love it when people point and laugh at my disgusting fucking body oh god yes."

Let me know when you find her haha!

*must scream and build powerlevel for two straight segments*

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