Better us running the world than some punkass dolphins or whatever.

No complaints.

Oh yes, Grandpa Munster is such a dreamboat.

I'm confused as to why you think anyone would give a shit.

You sound a little "light in the loafers" yourself.

Nothing, Mom!!!

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