What? See a doctor? Talk to an adult? What? No, I have online friends that answer all of my questions.
I think you're just very fat and sick.
I'm not a lawyer but I've seen enough Night Court to know this won't work.
Sorry, they're kicking you out of the country club for sure.
No you're just partly pregnant.
Good idea, the cops will want as many witnesses as possible when your dad embeds a 5-iron in your boyfriend's face.
Maybe it's because you talk too much.
M-M-MUMMIES?!? DON'T SAY THAT, I HAVE A PHARAOH MUMMIES!!
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