Note: this week's Photoshop Phriday takes place in an alternate reality where barbarians ransacked our cities and stole the secret of the wheel from us. That said, the Something Awful Forum Goons decided to show what the modern world would be like if we didn't have wheels. Well, it's certainly not the dumbest idea we've covered!

jmayo can be blamed in full for starting this madness.

Toothy is doing his part to trample the environment.

I drew pictures of OfF KiLTeR, and they were disgusting.

jmayo was a secret character in Mortal Kombat 3.

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