If you came to me and said, "I have $3000 and miss the daily beatings I got in high school, what should I do?" I'd probably beat you up and take the money. But if you had a gun or you looked stronger than me I'd tell you to go get a Segway!
dejaposter previously tried setting this record by locking himself in the basement and riding his segway around in circles. It was going well for about 20 minutes until a bunch of roaches spelled out "FANCY BOY"
GirlShield 3000 is currently undergoing testing.
Now just tape some sticks to your arms for the "crutch look" and you'll blow the lid off cripple fashion.
Like buying a segway, for example.
Here's the roster for TEAM MEGADORK
And here's their leader.
Liberals have once again used the media to attack Trump. We have the leaked script for Rogue One that exposes all of their vile lies.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
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