Hopefully, next time it'll be a javelin.

It's also better at keeping girls away.

caryin around oxi clean makes u look like a billy mays haahahaha

=]:-D i am the sheriff are u stealin horses

If you could please not procreate it would really help humanity out.

i been tossen babies outta my belly since i wuz like 9 an im a hella good mom i only let my babies chug gatorade cuz its got vitamens

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