So to the Martians Earth would be Lucifer? That means... nothing!


"Bullion". Whatever you say.


I'm all for separation of church and state but if these guys are against it then I'm for it.


He who controls the toothbrushes, controls the baking soda.


I couldn't explain why your idea is a stupid one, I just know that it is.


As long as it's not made in America then I'm happy.


I think this is a crossposter from the futanari forum.


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