I think they do that just so people won't type "GEORGE BUSH IS A FAGGOT LOL" on the entry for North American migratory birds.


You need to figure out the spell that makes a desalinization plant appear first.


Zip codes are just another part of the Jewish conspiracy.


It doesn't mean much but at least bin Laden came in second.


So what you're saying is that Christ did 9/11?! It all makes sense now...


I'm gonna eat me a bar of gold. I hope there's chocolate inside.


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