Today's Phriday definitely packs some variety! The first couple pages address Saint Sputnik's claim that a sinkhole in Chicago recently swallowed three cars. I haven't been able to slow things down and double-check this tip, given the fast-moving news cycle of today's cyber-era, but I will take his word for it. This is a pretty lighthearted story, upsetting only to the car-owners and cars involved, so no harm done if the SA Goons wanted to have some fun with the gaping pavement! The second half addresses Minorkos' dubious claim that sports are not particularly interesting without his intervention. Sports don't need Minorkos, but his Forums peers had some cool ideas!
Here is the sinkhole footage Saint Sputnik presented. It's real and unaltered, probably.
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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