Today's Phriday definitely packs some variety! The first couple pages address Saint Sputnik's claim that a sinkhole in Chicago recently swallowed three cars. I haven't been able to slow things down and double-check this tip, given the fast-moving news cycle of today's cyber-era, but I will take his word for it. This is a pretty lighthearted story, upsetting only to the car-owners and cars involved, so no harm done if the SA Goons wanted to have some fun with the gaping pavement! The second half addresses Minorkos' dubious claim that sports are not particularly interesting without his intervention. Sports don't need Minorkos, but his Forums peers had some cool ideas!
Here is the sinkhole footage Saint Sputnik presented. It's real and unaltered, probably.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!