My boyfriend told me he was a very bad man and was mean to a lot of people! My boyfriend likes Slipknot and has a red car and we are going to have sex on Martin Luther King Jr. Day!!!

Now we know what happened to goatse.

That doesn't exist and will never exist. The laws of physics don't allow it.

I guess I'll be having nightmares tonight.

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