More Random Retards
"petzgurl" is taking this little internet game a wee bit too seriously.
Whatever game this guy is talking about I'm going to make sure to stay far away from it. It sounds like a powder keg of idiocy ready to explode without a moment's notice. I suggest you do the same.
Misinformation gets spread around the internet like wildfire. It's like we are trapped in a never ending game of telephone.
Yeah, they don't want to be called hicks, they want to be called sons of the south. They don't want to be called mentally unstable fans of poorly drawn television shows and movies, they want to be called "otaku". But it ain't gonna happen.
Crossdressing doesn't mean you're gay, it means you're an abnormal creep.
American Bagel
American Bagel 2: Battle for Death Mountain
Hey fuck you poorly photoshopped owl in the tree.
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The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
Memos from Bear Cave: Broth of Woe
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
9 Reasons to Be Fairly Fricking Outraged Right About Now
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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