Is there a pill out there that can make you use a period?

Yes but you don't have to remain a virgin to remain a priest.

I'll let you come to your own conclusions.

This goddamn forum is all over the place. From Jesus to Dragon Ball Z to ejaculating, Greenspun's LUSENET is a happenin' good time.

Just go to the store and buy some urethra softener.

GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR.

Why the hell would you rub your dick on the carpet.

Josh Dillard has all the answers.

Ha ha.

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