You woke up wooting this morning due to the nice weather. You were destined to have fun, but not that usual backyard bullshit. Oh no. Only a road trip will fill your playful ambition. Since Grandma's social security check just arrived, you decide to go to her favorite place: Cedar Point Amusement Park in northern Ohio.

The blankets are tossed off while you search your room for clothes to wear. You want to look smart, cool, and possibly badass. Unfortunately, your choices are limited, but you can still wear your favorite T-Shirt.

Do you grab:


The Crumpled Naruto Anime Shirt On Ground

or

The Balled-up Skull/Dragon Mega-Combo Shirt You Used As A Pillow



Do yourself a favor and don't click these buttons down here. That would be cheating.

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