Bloody Mary

Oh gee, a whole forum devoted to some dumb urban legend and even then people show up to fuck the whole thing up. Remember, if you build it, they will come, and act retarded while they're at it.

Run for your life! It's a dumbass urban legend!

If you read it on the internet it must be true.

How the hell should I know?

Yeah, all the cool kids love Bloody Mary!

Do your own homework!

Women are evil.

I'll let you know.

99 percent of sane people DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.

If you say "Spirt_Gurl3" three times an idiot will appear and annoy you.

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