I'm not sure the average person would believe it's "ominous" Apple's logo is of... an apple. But hey, what do I know, I obviously have not gone my own way.
BREAKING NEWS: FAT WOMAN SPOTTED IN TRUCK. THIS PROVES... WHATEVER IT IS THAT I'M PROVING.
Somebody please warn all the cats in Georgia to stay away from homes populated by nearly naked men holding shotguns.
Wait, so he thinks a mirror is intelligent life? It can't even breathe or play video games, what the hell?
We certainly hope you enjoyed the feelgood experience of seeing Men Go Their Own Way, that way apparently being in the direction of a mental institution. If you know of any other insanely nutty forums, drop me the URL. And let me beat you clever assholes to the punch by saying "ha ha the Something Awful Forums owned ha ha ha im so clever and original ha ha ha rekt ha ha lol i live in a shed."
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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