Yablonski Tournament is just like Unreal Tournament, except minus that fag Cliffy B.

Yablonski Tournament

By Lowtax

HINTS / TIPS:

  • If the game runs slowly on your computer, right click on the game and select "Quality" and then select "Medium". This will make the game a bit more ugly, but will result in much smoother gameplay.
  • When you run out of ammo, click the "RELOAD" button on the lower left.
  • There are special hidden power-ups throughout the game with give you more ammo.
  • Your final ranking is not only based on score, but on your hit ratio as well, so try not to miss.
  • Cliff Yablonski probably doesn't like you.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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