duckduckGOOSE is emo is emo is emo is emo. You just know it.
Lowtax made this a while ago but we're going to use it here anyway.
And finally, burf should get the fuck off the computer.
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What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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