duckduckGOOSE is emo is emo is emo is emo. You just know it.
Lowtax made this a while ago but we're going to use it here anyway.
And finally, burf should get the fuck off the computer.
Thank you for coming to the Something Awful Weekend Web Talent Show and Bake Sale. I want to thank everybody on the forums for using their grotesque and often disturbing voices to make The Weekend Web come alive. Please join us next week when we burp out the Gettysburg Address.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.