duckduckGOOSE is emo is emo is emo is emo. You just know it.
Lowtax made this a while ago but we're going to use it here anyway.
And finally, burf should get the fuck off the computer.
Thank you for coming to the Something Awful Weekend Web Talent Show and Bake Sale. I want to thank everybody on the forums for using their grotesque and often disturbing voices to make The Weekend Web come alive. Please join us next week when we burp out the Gettysburg Address.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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