duckduckGOOSE is emo is emo is emo is emo. You just know it.
Lowtax made this a while ago but we're going to use it here anyway.
And finally, burf should get the fuck off the computer.
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REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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