Fuego Fish needs some advice. Will he follow his heart?! Tune in next time and find out! KiwiBoi has the same problem but also a British charm. What a coincidence, duckduckGOOSE is suffering from this very same problem as well. It's a small world after all!

Fuego Fish thinks that putting down gays is just a fad. I'd hate to break it to you, but homophobia is here to stay!

Altf4 is a creepy motherfucker.

chuckelZ's grip isn't what it used to be.

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