Fluff & Such Pawpet Productions, submitted by rottenchick.
I generally have no problem with puppetry, but when a friend told me Fluff & Such had their videos shown at a nearby furry convention, the implant chip that Lowtax put into my brain activated and sent me into homicidal RAAGGGE mode. There is something equally bizarre and terrifying about puppets lip-synching to Barenaked Ladies songs. Of course I would rather be gang raped by the Barenaked Ladies than have to listen to any of their music, so Fluff & Such is on a whole new plane of terror.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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