Fluff & Such Pawpet Productions, submitted by rottenchick.
I generally have no problem with puppetry, but when a friend told me Fluff & Such had their videos shown at a nearby furry convention, the implant chip that Lowtax put into my brain activated and sent me into homicidal RAAGGGE mode. There is something equally bizarre and terrifying about puppets lip-synching to Barenaked Ladies songs. Of course I would rather be gang raped by the Barenaked Ladies than have to listen to any of their music, so Fluff & Such is on a whole new plane of terror.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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