ArabMan scores another fantastic post.

Well, you're in for a pleasant surprise, because that's actually how it works over there! Rape away!

As ugly as the women over in Europe are, I'm surprised shame hasn't really caught on over there. I'm all for sexual freedom, but did it really have to start there? Yeah, they've got tits on the telly, but that's like getting free beer for life, but it ends up being Coors or Budweiser. It doesn't mean much.

Yeah, after a question like that, it's back to normal in no time.

All's fair in rape and war.

The safe word is, "RAPE ME HARDER YOU FUCK!"

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