ArabMan scores another fantastic post.

Well, you're in for a pleasant surprise, because that's actually how it works over there! Rape away!

As ugly as the women over in Europe are, I'm surprised shame hasn't really caught on over there. I'm all for sexual freedom, but did it really have to start there? Yeah, they've got tits on the telly, but that's like getting free beer for life, but it ends up being Coors or Budweiser. It doesn't mean much.

Yeah, after a question like that, it's back to normal in no time.

All's fair in rape and war.

The safe word is, "RAPE ME HARDER YOU FUCK!"

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

About This Column

There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.