Maybe we're just lazy.


Run, Lassie, run!!!!


He didn't want to post this on the rape board, but Google Answers wasn't any help, unfortunately.


Wow, these rapists are pretty understanding. I think I have it all wrong about these guys!


I would like to rape King Arthur from that Knights of the Round spell. I bred chocobos for 14 hours to get that shit.


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