Alright I've had like 30 emails from members of The Escapist forums asking me to poke fun at their shit. The only problem is that this is without a doubt the most boring forum that I've ever seen posts from!

The proper pronunciation of character names from an unexplainably popular franchise means everything to me.

It seems like you've put a lot of thought into this.

Thirded! And what's with all the pedo hate? Let's stop that shit too, right guys?

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