Must stop watching The Happening.
Mom go away I'm trying to be an extra-dimensional entity!
Have you ever typed up some really stupid shit.. ON WEED?
Because, you know, when I get fucked up I like to play with my power tools.
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
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