Must stop watching The Happening.
Mom go away I'm trying to be an extra-dimensional entity!
Have you ever typed up some really stupid shit.. ON WEED?
Because, you know, when I get fucked up I like to play with my power tools.
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
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