Anyways, long story short, that baby told me things you could never possibly fathom.
Don't agree with my ways? Rot in Hell you uptight faggots!
Good point... wait, what?
Ass blood is way worse than eye blood I bet.
Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Something Awful reviews the latest indie sensation that everyone says is good so of course it is.
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