Ah yes, the mysteries of the universe are finally unlocked. All thanks to this triple dose of acid.

Peterluber, you've gotta stop man. You do this every week and it never makes sense.

Toilet conveniently located in living room!

On a side note, I *think* I pissed in RJ's mouth.

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