WOAH THIS GUY IS REALLY ANGRY.

"Nerdfuckery". I stopped reading right there.

I have re-evaluated my position on living and we have decided to continue.

Watch out for the flames!

Check out this little inner forum rivalry. It's so cute.

Hahahahaha.

Alright I think we've had enough.

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