I hope this microwave emoticon accurately reflects my feelings at this moment.
This sure is something hauntful!
Yeah, state appointed therapy really stinks.
Here is your new 2005 prom king and queen!
The best goth hang out ever is behind the Matterhorn at Disneyland. I used to find huge goth groups there. I would put on a yellow t-shirt and go sit with them and they'd be all, "SHUH!"
Being a faggot is a religion and my God is
Is this about American Idol?
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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