I hope this microwave emoticon accurately reflects my feelings at this moment.
This sure is something hauntful!
Yeah, state appointed therapy really stinks.
Here is your new 2005 prom king and queen!
The best goth hang out ever is behind the Matterhorn at Disneyland. I used to find huge goth groups there. I would put on a yellow t-shirt and go sit with them and they'd be all, "SHUH!"
Being a faggot is a religion and my God is
Is this about American Idol?
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
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