eddie vedder and audioslave guy emerge from a cornfrield to sing one song together about bread.
dr who is no longer for nerds, it's regular cool pop culture and girls like it.
Ghost of cobain: Dave. its me from nirvana
Dan The Animal Man: Carries around a satchel full of tiny vials of exotic animal pheremones that he sprays on Snoop Dogg at the Zoo to give other patrons the illusion that Snoop is a natural 'Beastmaster,’ beloved by all animals.
This list will have people arguing and laughing and even nodding knowingly while lost in cool nostalgia memories!
You must move from the bustle of the city to a place of quiet and solitude; a quaint, uninvolved paradise, where you can annoy animals and plants instead of people. You will sit in your chair, staring at the moon and seeing only a reflection of your big dumb ovular face, nodding in congratulatory affirmation at your unique appreciation of nature.
WET BUTT tells us about cool bands to see at SXSW or listen to at home. also he's rude about wavves.
The curtain opens. There is a man sitting in a chair. The Man is reading a newspaper and the headline says: LAST NEWSPAPER EVER, PRINTED TODAY. He turns the page, and the next reads: ALSO, FUTURE NOW ALLOWS US TO RESURRECT DEAD FAMOUS PEOPLE FROM LONG AGO. The man lowers the newspaper. He is revealed to be WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, famous word person.
When you do a cool thing people will look at you expectantly, and if you don't follow it up by SAYING a cool thing, you'll forfeit badass status!
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