I'm so sick of this baby's shit. This baby needs to be put on BLAST.
A mermaid lady in a green circle. What about this makes me hungry for a nice cup of joe?
My meme swagger is unstoppable. The ladies want my penis, and the engineers can't handle my drip.
quarantine is lame.
A journey to stop a bully has unintended emotional consequences.
Home cooking doesn’t have to be a chore, it can also free your energies from the husks that bind us.
There we both were, opting to let the free market do what it does best — provide, devoid of scruples, even the most reprehensible and insane services to the extravagantly wealthy.
Especially Sunrise Elementary School, they need a LOT more plots to kill Hitler
Do you want to use language to confuse, misdirect, and annoy? Do you long to sew chaos and discord in your social media feed? Does the idea of insulting your dearest friends elicit in you a breathy "huzzah!"? You, my friend, have the makings of a fine keyboard warrior, if you're brave enough to face the challenges which await you. . .
Now, I don't mean this in an edgy or mean way. We've all been through the normal stages of grief and there's nothing at all funny about them. But, towards the end of my dad's battle with cancer, there were many extremely abnormal occurrences that made me stop and laugh...
What's cooler than spending your hard-earned cash on a bunch of crap with the sole purpose of turning you into a walking website advertisement? NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT.
Please make this man stop producing comics, because honestly I swear to Christ he is responsible for murdering my goddamn brain.
The highly complex and detailed world of Ben Garrison's political creations are finally broken down for you, the viewers!
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Strange things are tiny afoot in the lands of the Sims 4.
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The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Former Bears coach Mike Ditka has opinions about more than just the Redskins name.
Are you ready for the truth about Israel? Probably not.
You've been wondering. Now you can finally get the answers about John Galt.
We found this sort of orb. Egg maybe? I dunno. It is what it is.
We have made this slideshow of celebrities without make up. Good luck to you.
A rock and roll fashion photographer being creepy with models? Yes, it can happen. It has happened. The nightmare is real. I'm sorry.
When confronted with a string of dead Nitro Girls, veteran grapplers Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage join forces to solve the crime.
Here are some comics about Slenderman. Have at it, globules.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans. He is one step ahead of them at every turn.
Go on the adventure of a lifetime in your neighborhood dumpster.
In order to make a brand omelet, you're going to have to break a few giraffes and lions.
You'd better be prepared for the most epic Feels of 2014.
Cars have faces and they look stupid.
Gamer? Male? Congratulations, you are wanted to save the kingdom with your balls.
Heavy.com's horny readers get tipped off on all the hottest action coming out of the House Committee on Armed Services.
America's #1 ambassador to Korea takes a shot at explaining his mission of peace and birthday wishes.
We look back on a miserable year of Slate writer and twitter sensation Matt Yglesias.
Who will be named 2014's Hitler? You might just know next year's Hitler better than you think!
Athletes are helping to boost their brand identity and overall swagger klout with fresh logos from top tier design firms. These 9 logos will blow your brains out through your balls!
The sign language interpreter from the Mandela memorial tries to explain himself the only way he knows how.
Were you enjoying your day? STOP IT! There is some outrageous crap going on that you need to be mad about immediately.
Mike Tyson's new memoir is a raw account of the life of boxing's most controversial cannibal.Mike Tyson's new memoir is a raw account of the life of one of boxing's most controversial cannibals.
You are not going to believe the FAILS of some people on their wedding day.
Welcome to Night Vale returns with a new episode including the work of Zack Parsons.
America's fawning tech journalists take a turn at covering America's wars. It's not like anybody else was covering them.
Stressed out Gambino Donald Glover posted some strangeness to Instagram and he's not the only one.
We count down 11 awe-inspiring abandoned places that you will wish you could see before you die.
You have machine gunned hundreds, beaten innocent bystanders to death, fondled creepy boobs, and crashed a dealership's worth of cars. Now what? The ultimate GTA thrill revealed.
Russian President Vladimir Putin weighs in on the Syria crisis and America's role in the world.
The hottest deals in tech were being made at this year's Burning Man Festival. Find out who what new tech secured big attention from investors.
15 helpful hacks so simple you won't believe you have been living without them.