We have used complex mathematical formulas to determine the website you submitted will not be able to handle the traffic our site would send to it. It would crash and then we would cry and our tears would form a pool and that pool would drown all the precious, innocent children of the world. Go buy the owner some more RAM or something.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.