This is Not Really Happening, submitted by Exorcism Tongs. Goatse.cx has... uh... horrible poetry? Is this supposed to be better or worse than the anus?
If I threw my heart at you,
would you catch it?
or would I upon
a dodging game
and unremitting unknowing pain...
On second thought yes, this goth emo furry artwork and poetry is just about on the same level as ye olde anus.
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
In our new cat society, things have really gone from bad to purrse.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.